Calista , thats my name, but everyone calls me Cal.

Short and shy.

Hobbies: drinking the blood of my enemies.

Favorite things in the world: blood,sweat and tears.

Still waiting for the day when my superpowers will appear.

Tried to be mature once, never trying that again.

skoothsmin:

thattrollwiththehorns:

understanding-and-aware:

remember him?

i actually had forgotten about him

thank you for this

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paid

The internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.

(Source: seven-deviations, via cookiemonstersangel)

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sgt-thundercunt:

carryonmy-assbutt:

brennacedria:

naturepunk:


I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”



why does that gif even exist 

For that purpose.

sgt-thundercunt:

carryonmy-assbutt:

brennacedria:

naturepunk:

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

image

why does that gif even exist 

For that purpose.

(via cookiemonstersangel)

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allons-ynumberten:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

(Source: djkoenigremade, via cookiemonstersangel)

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barney and robin. otp otp otp otp

(Source: yorkesworthys, via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

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guy:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

(via thehilariousblog)

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via hotboyproblems)

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