Calista , thats my name, but everyone calls me Cal.

Short and shy.

Hobbies: drinking the blood of my enemies.

Favorite things in the world: blood,sweat and tears.

Still waiting for the day when my superpowers will appear.

Tried to be mature once, never trying that again.

malmaldude:

teenagenuisance:

sextoyconfessions:

This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

children are just small stoners

The other girls like “you’re a genius”

(Source: heyitstay27, via thisboythatgirl)

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heart:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

(via thehilariousblog)

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